Author Note: Please note this is a paranormal prison reverse harem and will feature aggressively snarky characters, a bit of twisted humor and a lot of passion. So come join an amazing group of authors in Nightmare Penitentiary, a place you’ll never want to escape from. The author suggests you should always read the forward in her books.
I bet you’re asking yourself why am I here? What happened that landed me in this cell? Trust me, you aren’t the only one.
Who am I?
You’d do better to ask, what am I?
You know it’s going to be a bad day when you wake up in the wrong man’s bed, your favorite leather outfit is completely shredded, your best Manolo Blahniks are broken, and your eighty-dollar manicure is ruined. But would you believe me if I said that’s just the tip of the sh*t storm?
My name is Fiona MacRieve, and I’m a succubus…or I was. I seduced a vampire and we had a fantastic time, until he drained me almost to death. Which wouldn’t have been so bad if he hadn’t forced his blood down my throat thinking it would heal me. Yeah, it didn’t.
Cause that’s not how I heal. So not only did I wake up to losing my best outfit, I woke up dead.
Now I’m a vampire. Some shit you just can’t make up.
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If I have a high volume of orders these processing times will go up. I will always keep you up to date on my social media platforms.
Domestic Shipping Rates and Estimates
Multiple flat rate shipping options are available, postage goes by how many books you purchase. I have these clearly labelled at the check out but please make sure you are clicking on the right option. If you don’t this will delay your order.
Shipping Options & Estimated Shipping Times
Estimated delivery times within Australia are anywhere from 1 business day to 6 business days depending on where you live. However, there can be delays due to busy holiday periods and COVID-19 so please keep that in mind.
1 – 3 Books
4 – 6 Books
7 – 15 Books
16 – 20 Books
21 – 26 Books
27 – 30 Books
Local Pick Up
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Shop 2, 31/35 Seventh Street.
Murray Bridge, South Australia
We offer international shipping to the following countries: New Zealand and other countries upon request.
New Zealand options are preprogrammed on the website, you don’t need to contact us for those unless you want over 6 books.
Other countries are done by request due to COVID-19 restrictions, delays and prices. Just send an email to (email@example.com) with the books you’re interested in (they must be in stock) along with your address including your country. Once those details are received, we will let you know if they can be shipped to your address and a shipping quote. You’re under no obligation to order once you know the price. I understand how insane the international shipping prices are.
If you do not contact Fiction & Friction prior to placing an order you'll be billed for the excess shipping cost. You're welcome to email and ask for the order to be cancelled if it's too expensive. There has been an influx of international orders using the wrong shipping options at the check out. If you'd like to go through with the order you just need to pay the excess shipping. If you'd like to cancel just let us know.
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NZ – 1 BOOK
NZ – 2 BOOKS
NZ – 3 BOOKS
NZ – 4 BOOKS
NZ – 5/6 BOOKS
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Refunds, Returns & Exchanges
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